I heard there was a secret chord
that Data played, it pleased the Borg
but you don’t really care for androids, do ya?
It goes like this, the Borg, the Sith,
the crossover flop, the fandom rift,
then Twitter wept and whispered Hallelujah...
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Well, the force was strong but kinda goofed
The daleks came to wipe the proof
with chaos, snark, and all that overthrew ya
Kahn tied you to the warp core bare
with a sonic screw he left you there
all you thought was how resistance is futile
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
All I can say is I have my towel
I know the crimes you hate me for...
I used to care for canon before I knew ya
but I've seen them all and they aren't enough
and cannon's not sacred to me
Ill make my universe the way I like it!
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
From hell’s dark void, Khan strikes at thee
The Force might still redeem us all
But every fight you pick it ends up... futile
No phasers, sabers, nor EX-TER-MI-NATE
can kill the rage behind your gaze
it’s pain and fan betrayal—Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
You’re good Doc!