🔓 Join the oneJoke Alpha Test!

A no-nag, no-creepy-permissions joke app with one mission: Push the button. Get the joke.

Hey Android users — wanna beta test my latest attempt at being funny without ads, without tracking, and without your phone lighting up at 3 AM to whisper secrets to Bezos?

Here’s the deal:

You get one joke per day. No ads, no strings, no "Sign in with your spleen" permissions.

But if you're greedy (and who isn’t?), you can:

💰 Watch an optional ad (up to 4/day) (Currently fake 10-second Google test ads, relax.)

🎟️ Buy joke credits (Free during the alpha!)

👑 Unlock Unlimited Jokes Forever™ for $30 (Also free in the alpha, because I'm generous or bad at business)

The app doesn’t ask for location, mic, camera, or anything weird. No telemetry. No social graph. No dark patterns. Just 5800+ handpicked jokes from my collection, delivered with zero guilt.

You’ll see emoji buttons to rate jokes, that data stays local (for now). Eventually, it’ll help kick out the duds and promote the gems.

If you're into minimalist, slightly broken, possibly haunted apps, and you've already signed up to tolerate me on Patreon or Substack, you're exactly the kind of chaos goblin I need.

👉 DM or email me at Doc@docatcdi.com or send a carrier pigeon for your invite link and start laughing like it’s your civic duty.